T Job

What is T Job?


1.

Noun: the act of repeatedly sliding your boner between someone else's thighs

Chris went into the bedroom with him and they exchanged T Jobs for several hours.

See thigh, sex, tjob

2.

The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his anal cavity with A1 sauce...all while playing Halo 3.

Douchebag: Jesus Christ, did you see that dipshit pull a T Job ?

Asshole: No, what is it?

Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?

Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3.

See duck butter, video games, flowers, beautiful, bunnies


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