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Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
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When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. ..
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Chocolate shaped like a pizza filled with marshmallows and topped with icecream.
I ate a chocolate marshmallow pizza the other day...