What is Taapes?
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Any audio cassette which contains a mix of songs, specifically made for you by a friend.
If the 'taape' has a title (preferably written with a biro) or celotaaaaaaape covering the holes to enable multiple recordings, then it is called a taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape!
I'm going upstairs to listen to me taapes!
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