Tabardgerie

What is Tabardgerie?


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noun

Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.

I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.

See mash, lingerie, cock, dinner, lady


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