What is Taberism?
1.
The act of subsatuting random words for other words when describing something.
The person who usually uses taberisms has A.D.D. or A.D.H.D.
John - "man why does that girl make me eat cake before she puts out. I'm tired of kissing ass just to get laid."
(the reference to eating cake as kissing ass is a taberism)
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