Table 9

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Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?

Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

See table, 9, uncool

Uncle Joey

1. Slang term for any number of crotch rotting diseases. FUCK! I gots me the naaaastiest muthfukin case of UNCLE JOEY, yo!..

Knucklewagon

1. A car usually driven by a senior citizen. From behind all you can see is the top of their head and their knuckles on the steering wheel...

Zingerdoodle

1. A zingerdoodle occurs when one; shotguns a beer, smokes a bowl and blows a vicodin. Damn dude, I was fucked up after I did that Zingerd..

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