Table Edit Meaning

1.

Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.

Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"

Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"

Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."

Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."

Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."

Dude: "Right."

2.

Somewhere to have sex.

I had sex on the table with margaret.

3.

Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity

I kissed dennis

Hes kind of a table, but hey,

See lamp, hook up, nonsexual, entity, semi

4.

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

See horny, fat, fatty, ugly, obese, Torrid

5.

Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Sternshow when Crackhead Bobis talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".

"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."

See disabled, retarded, dumb, slow

6.

use similar to that of the slang word cooldescribing something admirable,

originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038

thats very table, thats a table idea

See cool, trendy, good

7.

To be cool, hip, hot

Were you at that gig last night

Yeah it was totally table.

Table man

See table, cool, hip, hot, in