Table Bacon

What is Table Bacon?


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The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

See table, bacon, douche, falling, jackass


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