What is Table Bacon?
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The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.
Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.
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The art of slapping another man accross their face with your penis. Typically leaves a mushroom shaped welt on your cheek.
The Cojizzle..
