Table Captain

What is Table Captain?

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

See table, captain, leader

Perking

1. to act stupid or loosen up due to the effects of alcohol or drugs Yo, I was perking off of that Vodka, I couldn't even stand up. ..

Er?

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Mammy-yammers

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