Table 18'd

What is Table 18'd?

1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.

2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.

Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."

Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"

See bent over, fucked, jewed, owned, screwed, shafted

Knifed The Watermelon

1. When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon. I took it easy on her at first, t..

Keenaned

1. (v): to initially demonstrate strong promise in terms of contributing to a friendship, and subsequently letting everyone down. We were ..

3 Guys 1 Cup

1. Another disturbing video: three naked men each put the leg of a camera tripod down the jap's eye of their cocks for three-way mastu..

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