Table 18'd

What is Table 18'd?

1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.

2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.

Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."

Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"

See bent over, fucked, jewed, owned, screwed, shafted

Pre-emptive Strike

1. A euphemised term of an "infamous" surprise attack like the one at Pearl Harbor is called when the winners are the ones who di..

Quasiface

1. A face that breaks out in ugly, akin to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It can be temporary or permanent. Typically results in social paral..

Gooyduck

1. The most common, incorrect spelling of geoduck Gooyducks are not cool, but geoducks are!..

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