What is Table 18'd?
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1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.
2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."
Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
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One who is infatuated with flatulence.
"Hey, did you hear that guy rip one on the conference call?"
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A bastardization of penis.
MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!
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