Table 18'd

What is Table 18'd?

1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.

2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.

Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."

Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"

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Double Hoover

1. When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her. Me and this..

Damnitity

1. Damnitity is a measurement of how much of a damn problem something is, or of its "damned" power. "The damnitity of this ..

Ass Cobbler

1. One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player. That ass cobbler w..

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