Table Genie

What is Table Genie?


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When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.

Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.

Mike: Ouch, what happened?

Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.

Table Genie: Owned!!

Phil: ::cries::

See poker, texas hold em, genie, table, flop, nuts, tournament


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