What is Table Hawk?
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Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.
"Order 2 bottles of Cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table."
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one who lacks a sense of humor
I was in a good mood until you came in here all unhumorful
Your unhumorful attitude must change if we a..