What is Table Math?
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when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.
Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.
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Something that has been made funky.
Her hair has been funktified.
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when something is all weird
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The french word for hamster!
(jambon= ham in french)
Dude i think you killed my jambonster...