Table Matress

What is Table Matress?

A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side

Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!

Laspinafried

1. the act of smoking oneself mentally retarded jason & I bought some crystal meth & went over to joes house & got laspinafrie..

Jumpy

1. nervous, high-strung, edgy I have been jumpy ever since the plane landed. See anxious, antsy, calm, mellow 2. when a man is "ge..

Nataleigh

1. Nataleigh-- this freshman that is fucking my freshman buddy, Steven. Nataleigh fucked Steven last night, and I'm really jealous. ..

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