Table Rape

What is Table Rape?


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When only a few people inhabit a table, but when a popular person joins, the table overflows with annoying people. Permanently...or until the cool kid leaves.

*Friends sitting quietly*

"Hey Guys."

"Holy fuck...Where did all those people come from?"

"They followed me."

"TABLE RAPE."

See table, rape, cool, popular


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