Table Swipe

What is Table Swipe?


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Noun- When two hornyindividuals need some immediate actionand the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.

We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!

See horny, randy, nympho


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