What is Table Swipe?
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Noun- When two
We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!
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setting the scene;
Your drunk on a night out, you meet a girl, you go back to hers/yours and have drunk sex.
Now it's the morning..
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Those crazy French bastards can't just say Cock Smoker, oh no, they have got to make it sound all romantic like velvet arse butter..