Table Tapper Edit Meaning

1. an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father That zebra chaser called me 10 times ..

1. A diamond that was discovered in Golconda. It is apparently cursed, as anyone who has come in physical contact with it suffers some trag..

1. The uncanny ability to detect when hideously ugly people are in close proximity to oneself, or are rapidly closing in on one's posi..