What is Table Tax?
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The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.
Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!
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A computing misspeak in the vein of the "interwebs," makes fun of those who can't tell a gigahertz from a gigahoozle.
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