What is Table Tax?
1.
The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.
Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!
See
Random Words:
1.
Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.
i.e.
"Josh, turn down the t.v., I..