What is Table Tax?
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The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.
Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!
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When one door of a pair of double doors is locked closed and the other is open this is the act of repeatedly walking into the locked one..