Table Texting

What is Table Texting?

When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.

See gossip, shit talking

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