What is Table Texting?
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When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
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This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.
After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble..