What is Table Texting?
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When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
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rolling on the mother fucking floor laughing my mother fucking ass off
Jane: dUde, R U stonnED?
Alec: rotmfflmmfao
Jane: wtf???
Alec..
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A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.
I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can&ap..