Table Texting

What is Table Texting?


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When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.

See gossip, shit talking


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