What is Table Texting?
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When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
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One who speaks at funerals (something you'd be too stupid to know).
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A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.
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