Table Texting

What is Table Texting?

When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.

My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.

See gossip, shit talking

Dudetty

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Funduchis

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Micronucer

1. the thing you put leftover food in to heat it up take your leftovers in the micronucer so you can have it for diner again tonight See ..

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