What is Tableing?
1.
To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day
I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.
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2.
The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.
Linda: This Meal is so lovely
Bob: *SNAPS* LINDA!!! TABLE!!! NOW!!!!
*The "Tableing" Begins*
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Random Words:
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When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
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