Tablet Security Device Edit Meaning

1. what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army "ahhh king champion has returned to defend ..

1. A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boo..

1. Pierced nipples... Erm, how am i going to "examplify" this? See LordBlunkey..