Tabletique

What is Tabletique?

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To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.

Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.

See tabletop, antique

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