Tabletop Ass

What is Tabletop Ass?

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

See booty, fatty, fat ass, apple bottom

Schmende

1. A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx. The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many re..

Zachified

1. doing a prostitute then leaveing the state next day finding out you have aids queer 1: yo what's up queer 2: bro, i just got zac..

Why ?

See gay, fag, jared, homo..

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