Tabor's Law

What is Tabor's Law?


1.

When an atheist is losing an argument with a Christian, the atheist will always accuse the Christian of joking or not being serious.

Christian: Stop dodging the question! We all know that, right down in your heart of hearts, all atheists secretly acknowledge Jesus as Lord and recognise that the Bible is 100% fact.

Atheist: I genuinely cannot believe that you just made such a f**king idiotic statement. Please tell me you're joking.

Christian: I call Tabor's Law on you! You know you can't defeat my arguments, so you're trying to claim I'm not being serious - the oldest trick in Satan's atheist handbook!

See tabor, christian, fundamentalist, jesus, satire, god, bible, huckabee, joke

2.

A feeble attempt by inept Bible-humping Christians to claim victory. When someone with common sense points out their nonsense, a Bible-humper will say that pointing out the truth is like giving up. Anyone who isn't a gigantic dipshit can see the faulty in this, but Christians were never known for their logic.

If you see someone claiming Tabor's Law, they're a moron of epic proportions. Feel free to make fun of them and pee on their shoes.

"The Earth is flat because the Bible says so!"

"That's retarded, a little research will find that to be false."

"Tabor's Law, I win!"

"No, you're still a retard."

"HURRRRRRRRRRRR"

See tabor, idiots, retards, christians, brownback

3.

Some retarded phrase coined up by a trolling idiot.

"I call Tabor's Law on you!"

"Tabor's Law isn't an actual term, you idiot."

"BAAAAAAWWWWWW"

"Aw, did I upset you because of how stupid you are? Quickly, someone call the WAAAHHmbulance."

See bullshit, bull, shit, retarded, lulz, moron, christfag, troll


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