Taco Aizen

What is Taco Aizen?


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n. The fictional (or maybe not) fast food restaurant owned by Sousuke Aizen in the anime Bleach. It was created by user spartydragon in an epic thread on capslock_bleach on LiveJournal. This restaurant has been known to serve all kinds of residents of Hueco Mundo, including the incredibly adorable mini Menos. They serve many dishes similar to those at Taco Bell, such as quesadillas (possibly renamed queszayellas) and bantaquitos, only they are more delicious, because Aizen makes them with love. Or Benevolent Overlord powers. Known employees are Ulquiorra Schiffer and Charlotte Coolhorn. And it is always okay to stick a burrito in Ulquiorra's Hollow hole. Always.

Competition for this fine eatery include but are not limited to: Kenpachi Fried Chicken, Del Tousen, Urahara's Hot Dog Stand, Arrancarbucks, Gin's Tavern, Gil-Fil-A, and Shuu Lobster.

You can never have enough Taco Aizen.

Kyle Hebert: Welcome to Taco Aizen, may I take your order?

See bleach, aizen, taco, ukelala, burrito


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