Taco Bumper Edit Meaning

1. The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo. I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's as..

1. Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week..

1. Having to, or in the process of taking a shit. "Dang dude, she's been in the bathroom for hella days. That bean dip must hav..