What is Taco Del Rio?
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Taco del rio is a taco/burrtio stand... They make the most greasy food on earth. But there food is the best. Most of the time it upsets your stomach and gives you the shits. But its well worth the pain. The cooks will ask you what kind of sauce would you like chile green or chile red. Never ever get the red. not cuz its hot, but cuz your ass will be on fire for the next 24 hours. There is only one Taco del rio its in La Puente, CA
(Mikeyy) Hey Cobra go get us lunch please
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.
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