What is Taco John?
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When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.
Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed
Random Words:
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See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but..
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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