What is Taco John?
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When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.
Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed
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Using ones' online sexual prowess to persuade someone to purchase one a Nintendo Wii as a gift.
John totally conned some old guy i..
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A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy
The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!
See contortionist, flexible
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