What is Taco John?
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When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.
Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed
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(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.
"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"
See carrot, muffin, ginger,..