Tadpole Puddle

What is Tadpole Puddle?

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

See tadpole, jiz, sperm, bed, puddle

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