What is Taekwondo?
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Taekwondo (also written as "tae kwon do", "taekwon-do" or "t'aegwondo") is a modern martial art from Korea that is characterised by its fast, high and spinning kicks.
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"The way of the hand and the foot"rean martial based on the 2000 year old matial art taekyon.One of the most effectiv martial arts known for powerful and fast kicks aswell as for spectacular jumping kick technics. there are two styles of taekwondo: the full-contact tkd,which is actually more a sport then a martial art, and the so called "classic" tkd,
the true tkd, involving allso hand, knee and ellbow technics, more appropriate for the times where yo have to beat the crap out of someone while wanting to entertain your friends and impress the girls.
I Luv Taekwondo!!!!!!!
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a martial art that has the highest concentration of kicks compared to any other martial arts available today (over 100). it destroys kickboxing and muay thai and teaches you self discipline and respect not only in your training but in everyday life. it is extremely fitness orientated, and requires immense amounts of dedication to succeed. it is for all races and religions as well as sex and age. once you reach your higher belts you are trained so well you can punch through a brick wall in one single blow (or 9 bricks piled on top of each other). its worth trying it out because most people get fucked up by taekwondo students and have to bad mouth it by saying its weak. if its so weak then how am i able to stop a mans heart by throwing a single punch??
*KICKBOXER*: IM GOING TO BEAT YOU...
*Taekwondo Guy*: <tornado kicks him in the head>
*KICKBOXER*: <out cold and dragged to hospital>
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Taekwondo, I will contest, was at one point a brutal, effective martial art whose practitioners were basically unmatched in their execution of brutal flying kicks. Now, however, it's a sissified, pathetic group of fools prancing about in white pajamas, not sparring, barely breaking, and practicing it on the air, in predictable forms. Sure you can kick through a centimeter thick piece of wood. Can you hit a moving target? Can you hit a moving target that's hitting you back? (Here's a tip. It's different.) So switch MAs (boxing, MT, even jiujitsu) or start making taekwondo work. Additionally, before you say something like "You box, LOLOLOLOL boxars have no leg defense!!11! YOU BE DOWN IN 5". To that, I say this. Boxers don't have leg defense. We have pain defense. If you kick me in the face, be quick, because I'm going to grab your leg. And then you'll be Mr. supreme martial artist hopping on one foot wondering what to do.
Taekwondo Guy: HEY WANNA FITE I SEE U THINK UR DECENT!
Decent Martial Artist: I am, and I really don't like fighting.
Taekwondo Guy: LOLOLOL SUCK IT UP!111 *kicks*
Decent Martial Artist: *ducks under, grabs standing leg, grapples*
Taekwondo Guy: WHUT'S THIS? THA GUARD I HEAR ABOUT? LOOKS QUEER!!11 ohgodmyarmletgoletgomakeitstoppleaseplease
*snap*
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A matrial i art i use to defend myself in sticky situations it is not a mere hobby it is a way of LIFE!
Me im a great example eyah! think you could spar with me at taekwondo?
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A system of gay kicks that can be defeated by practically any other martial art, especially grappling arts.
Don't make me send the Gracies to school yo gay taekwondo ass.
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