What is Taffard?
1.
Derived from taffaard (Take A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut)
1)An imperative insult
2)One who is a total dickhead/wanker/fuckup (stupid & idiotic doofus)
1): guy A) Fuck off!
guy B) TAFFARD!
2) guy A pushes guy B into mud, LOLs and then guy A trips over his own shoelaces
2.
See above. Also bears a similarity to the THIEF slang "taffer".
Thief is a really good game