Tahitian Face Mask

What is Tahitian Face Mask?


1.

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

See cleveland steamer, deuce, shit, poo face, mask

2.

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

See shit, poo, turd, face, saran wrap


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