Tail Towel

What is Tail Towel?

A towel placed between two sex partners and whatever they are laying/sitting on - to catch the mess created by vigourous sex.

I forgot to use a tail towel and I ended up having to replace the cushions on the couch.

Unrebuildable

1. as referring to bridges that have been burned. no longer able to be corrected or 'rebuilt' just because i effing want to ok ..

Twarp

1. 1.) to get a boner 2.) momment of having images of having sex) "she was so hot i had a twarp!" See hot, sex, sexy, boner, c..

Queer-pants

1. Very tight brightly colored pants, often very snug around the genitals to accentuate the bulge. When Jon Lamb walked into the office I ..

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