Tail Towel

What is Tail Towel?

A towel placed between two sex partners and whatever they are laying/sitting on - to catch the mess created by vigourous sex.

I forgot to use a tail towel and I ended up having to replace the cushions on the couch.

Icky-icky-icky-ptang-zoop-boing!

1. The Words used by the Knights who No Longer Say Ni! "We are no longwe the Knights Who Say Ni!" "Ni, Ni!" "Shhh..

I Wanna Floor That

1. A phrase used in drunk lust, most common at college. refered to the act of an un-tied sexual act. Damn shes hot, I wanna floor that! S..

Up Shit's Creek In A Barbed-wire Canoe

1. In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle." When I reached for my credit card and f..

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