Tailgate

What is Tailgate?


1.

When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.

This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:

Lack of imagination.

Never seen pictures of a road accident.

Learning difficulties.

Road rage.

Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.

Suicidal tendencies.

Having an extra chromosome.

Loneliness or pathological nosiness

Drink or drugs.

Being born with somekind of twat gene.

Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.

A guy that is so dammed hornythat he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.

Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.

Tailgating may lead to a car fuck

Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.

It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.

2.

to follow another vehicle dangerously closely

Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.

3.

the rear portion of a muffin top that hangs slightly over butt cheeks.

"hey man check out that cougar's tailgate, it's an extreme landing pad".

"fold up your old lady's tailgate, it's about to fall off".

"woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my penis".

"judging by her Mom's tailgate, she's gonna have one too someday"!

See muffin top, cougar, cheetah, fog, silver fox


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