What is Tailgate?
1.
When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.
This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:
Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed
Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.
Tailgating may lead to a
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.
It was
pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
2.
to follow another vehicle dangerously closely
Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.
3.
the rear portion of a muffin top that hangs slightly over butt cheeks.
"hey man check out that cougar's tailgate, it's an extreme landing pad".
"fold up your old lady's tailgate, it's about to fall off".
"woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my penis".
"judging by her Mom's tailgate, she's gonna have one too someday"!
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