Tailless Raccoon

What is Tailless Raccoon?

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing analsex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.

Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."

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