Tailpipe

What is Tailpipe?


1.

That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bungholeand slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knotand slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.

Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?

Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to CornholeCindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.

See cornhole, anal intruder, bung licker, gumhole

2.

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.

Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.

See Sam

3.

Insultive term used primarily against a male, normally this word would be used when you have become bored of using more common phrases such as dick head, wanker, knob head, twat etc etc.

Mat says: You heard anything off Mark?

Carl says: Nah mate, I text him the other day but the tailpipe did'nt reply.

Mat says: F**k him then mate.

See knob head, dick head, arsehole, twat


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