Taint Baker

What is Taint Baker?


When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

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1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.

2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.

3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

See taint, baker, directions, sweat


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