What is Taint Baker?
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When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.
Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.
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1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.
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Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport..
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To be extremely ugly and/or have an unordinarily small genitalia.
That JAMES PRICE over there is never getting head!
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