Taint Baker

What is Taint Baker?

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

See taint, baker, zach, ass, fart, light, ignition, hairs

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.

2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.

3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

See taint, baker, directions, sweat

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