What is Taint Cheese?
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A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.
Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.
Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.
Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!
Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!