Taint Eater Edit Meaning

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time. I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and kill..

1. Aseries of events designed to bring closure to a failed relationship: 1- engage in anal sex utilizing a banana peel as a condom while w..

1. The world's preeminent manufacturer of surfboard wax, best known for his Sex Wax brand. Before we hit the beach, I need to stop a..