Taint Garden

What is Taint Garden?


1.

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.

As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden

See grundle, pubes, hair, butthole, smelly


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