What is Taint Monkey?
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A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."
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To do a massive, wide shit on the floor - as if to shit out a kebab.
Nov: Dude I just did the most MASSIVE ground kebab in Ben's b..