Taint Paint

What is Taint Paint?


1.

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

See cunnilingus, fellatio, salad tossing, tookus lingus, oral sex

2.

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

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3.

Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.

You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!

See underwear, skid-mark, choad, taint, scratch

4.

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

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