What is Taint Slapper?
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A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the
Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.
"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."
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A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
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When you have unprotected sex with a female, and you leave right afterwards without any explanation!
I had no protection, and all I wan..