Taint Slapper

What is Taint Slapper?

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.

"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."

See taint slap, motorcycle, tank slapper

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Flaps

1. Labia majora and minora surrounding the exterior of the vagina. "That babe I did last night had some big flaps." See x 2. ..

Kiss The Jesus

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