What is Taint Whistle?
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a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.
With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
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Very extended descriptive metaphor
William Shakespeare uses Elizabethan Conceit very frequently throughout Romeo and Juliet.
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when someone says something to try to butter you up.
"I don't need an ice cream cone"
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