Taint Whistle

What is Taint Whistle?


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a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.

With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.

See sex, dildo, masturbate, sex toy, stimulate


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