Tainted Curtain

What is Tainted Curtain?

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"

"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

See blumpkin, eclair, female blumpkin, eating out, toilet sex

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Hoestarch

1. the affect of a womans hair when a mans natural fluids are left in after a night of sex that girls hairdo has been hoestarched See hoe..

Nº1

1. Euphemism: to take a piss. See also: number one; compare: number two. My dog did a nº1 in your childhood tree...

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