Tainted Curtain

What is Tainted Curtain?

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"

"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

See blumpkin, eclair, female blumpkin, eating out, toilet sex

Hang-low

1. 1. See dick 2. commonly refers to a large than average penis among African Americans. "Yo, I'm gonna call that bitch up afte..

Illithid

1. the formal name for a Mindflayer, an androgenous humanoid with great psionic ability and a tentacled face. the Illithids diet consists a..

Stuffed The Envelope

1. when you put the dick AND balls BOTH in the pussy "Damn, I took Maureen home last night and stuffed the envelope" See stuffi..

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