Tainted Curtain

What is Tainted Curtain?

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"

"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

See blumpkin, eclair, female blumpkin, eating out, toilet sex

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1. to ingratiate one's self a posh way of saying ur sucking up to someone Anthony ingraciated himself in esther See brown-noser, as..

Hanskamo

1. When you give someone a hand job. Kevin didn't want his girlfriend to give him a hanskamo. See hand job, handski..

Blort

1. Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of ..

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