Tainted Curtain

What is Tainted Curtain?


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The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"

"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

See blumpkin, eclair, female blumpkin, eating out, toilet sex


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