Tainted Curtain

What is Tainted Curtain?

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"

"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

See blumpkin, eclair, female blumpkin, eating out, toilet sex

Nousarkits

1. To describe very curly hair The man had nousarkits..

Jobobus

1. an epic halo three player. i just got powned by a huge jobobus. See jobobus, halo, three, xbox, noob, own..

Belagio A Leger

1. Home made Aunt Jemima mixed waffles with syrup Last night i was so ripped and had Belagio a Leger, and i finished all of them! See waf..

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