Tainted Curtain

What is Tainted Curtain?

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"

"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

See blumpkin, eclair, female blumpkin, eating out, toilet sex

Ultrafacepunch

1. an asshole who talks complete and utter crap!!! omg..utv ffs. rofflecopter. ultrafacepunch See ultra, face, punch, melter, asshole..

Nepe

1. Nope; or No. Also used whenever one feels like disagreeing or simply wanting to be heard. Never used in sentences. Derek: Man I'..

Drunkin Donuts

1. Cops who drink on the job; Cops who pull you over for DUI and THEY've been drinking; Drunken bully police The University of Nevada..

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