What is Tainted Curtain?
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The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
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A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.
Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
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