Tainted Goods

What is Tainted Goods?

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A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.

Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"

See girl, fucked up, shit, woah, fuck me

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