Tainted Slam

What is Tainted Slam?

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!

-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??

-tainted slam!!!

See butterface, beer goggles, one night stand, ugly

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