Tainted Toothbrush

What is Tainted Toothbrush?

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After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.

That Dirty Boy!
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