What is Taintopheliac?
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An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.
Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!
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After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)
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