What is Taintopheliac?
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An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.
Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!
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A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesu..