What is Taintshave?
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It's an easy task to accomplish. take some hair buzzers and shaved your chest and then go all the way down to your pubes, then wrap back around the taint and asshole area. You have to clean the trimmers with bleach when your done, and walk around with sharp hairs for a day or so, but it's all worth it my friend. NO MORE DINGLES... I feel wonderful and look even better!
When you are going on a date and you simply have to get ready, so you shower, brush your teeth and taintshave.
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